Hello followers! Seeing from my half-assed review a few weeks ago, and the magic of blog stats, I can tell that several of my followers, such as you, are obsessed over the new star wars game, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. I’m here to tell you, that you should be.

Before I deliver this review, please note that I simply have a PS2, not one of the crappy new systems. However, this review will still most probably apply to all you PS3tards, Xbox3shitters, and Nintendorks (Names referenced from Pure Pwnage).

THE GAME IS AMORE THAN JUST A GAME!!! IT IS A LIFE STYLE!!! But seriously, this game is fun. I stand by my words before, when saying that life isn’t complete before one force throw a guy into a ship, or even punts a jawa. Yes, no mistake there, you can PUNT a LIVING THING.

The engine use in the game is excellent. Its physics engine is set up so that there will be an infinite amount of reactions for anything in the game. When lifting a storm trooper near another, he may even grab onto him for dear life, when all it really does, is help you kill two of them instead of one.

Of course, the graphics are relatively good, although the cut-scenes on the PS2 and Wii could have been made with better quality than regular game play. Still, graphics hardly matter, when one has the ability to punt people.

But no game is minus faults, and Star wars TFU has its share. On the Wii, eventually the arm motions boils down to wiggling around a remote, which defeats the purpose of making it unique. I haven’t experienced this personally, but according to game spot there is a glitch during an epic battle with a rancor, in which the player becomes frozen.

Aside from these minor flaws however, you will have an amazing experience playing this game. It gives the experience of playing “the bad guy,” is extremely fun, and has a compelling story which I can’t explain without giving too much away, or stating something you already knew.

Although many may beg to differ, I personally (being a Star Wars fan) would give this game an 8.9/10.

You may have noticed that I didn’t post any pictures.  This is because I was too lazy to do so.

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