i am sorry to inform you that for the next week or so, I will be terribly busy fending off the ancient mole people from my t.v., so I will be unable to write. I will write once again near halloween.
Archive for October, 2008
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Oct
08
My Humblest Apologies
Good day followers,
Before I start todays post, I have a question to ask everyone who reads this blog. Please leave a comment with your answer in it.
do you think the i phone is good, or a regurgitated piece of crap pulled out of Steve Jobs’ ass while he was going through a session with his proctologist?
It still has that black color it had when it was pulled out
On to today’s blog.
I know that this first topic isn’t really about media, but anyone who liked the matrix, sci-fi, and supreme randomness should read the book Snowcrash. It is possibly one of the best books I have read in a long time.
In a nutshell, the book is about a man named Hiro Protagonist (no, I’m not kidding) who is a pizza delivery man in reality, and a samurai prince in a virtual world called the metaverse. He eventually finds out about a virus which is killing people in the metaverse and reality, and has perform the cliche act of saving everyone. Also, the pizza delivery service is run by the maffia.
when you read this book, you'll realize how hard it was for me to give a summary
In other news, the new Silent Hill game will most probably be unavailable in Australia. If you live in Australia: YOU CAN OFFICIALLY PROCLAIM THAT YOUR COUNTRY HAS GONE INSANE. THEY SHOULD DO WHAT SEVERAL IDIOTS DO, AND LICK RAT TESTICLES DIPPED IN VINEGAR BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKIN INSANE. Why? because your government has refused to give Silent Hill and ESRB rating. Any game without an ESRB rating can’t be sold in stores there. Its not so much your country’s fault as it is your government’s.
ignore the german
And yes, I do have the power to insult an entire country
And yes, I do expect to hear from many angry Australians. I simply can’t guarantee I’ll care.
Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t be talking about the following topic, but I recieved a request from a friend (who doesn’t live in the basement I live in. I do own a phone you know.), to dedicate part of my post to Street Fighter. So I will.
STREET FIGHTER
Yes this game has been around for over a decade, and is still pumpin blood, despite that this blood is now pumped through a pacemaker.
This oldy but a goody has recently come out with yet another addition to the series, streetfighter 4. and after 10 years, they finally decided to take the series to 3D!!!! Most people won’t appreciate this new art style, but being a street fighter die-hard fan, I think I’ll still enjoy it. But then again, anyone whos ever taken a liking to side scrolling fighter will always find at least one street fighter game they like. Why? BECAUSE THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MANY!
street fighter. nothing else needs to be said.
street fighter, street fighter 2, street fighter 2 turbo, super street fighter, street fighter turbo, street fighter 2 hyper fighting, street figher 2 turbo HD remix, street fighter alpha, street fighter alpha 2, street fighter 3, street fighter 3 second impact, and the list goes on, and on, and on.
but lets all admit that no one’s complaining. Street fighter is possibly one of the best fighters made to date. mainly because its one of the most original gems made to date. In what other game have you ever seen a fat man move at lightning speed?
never again will you see a fat man move this fast
I lead Grues, so let me lead you,
The Grue Leader
