O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-ey’d monster, which doth mock The meat it feeds on. This, along with most other Shakespeare quotes, is something you will never see on my blog again. Here are some other things you can expect to not see on my blog:
feelings: Expressing feelings is for emo kids and dictators
Daniel Radcliffe: I personally don’t care if I spelled his name correctly or not, but do not how I stated him instead of Harry Potter. Making fun of Daniel would simply be much too easy.
Actors/ celebrities: Mainly because everyone simply pretend’s to care, when no one really does.
Jack Thompson: Everything this man says is as pointless as whale humping. As proven straight to his face, video games are N-O-T the cause of terrorism.
My current occupation: Trying to outlive the apocalypse in my basement. Enough said…….
My current hobby: trying to find the lost city of the mole people. Enough said about that too…..
Politics: the government could possibly be going through this blog now. Not that they should worry I would possibly put anything bad about them *wink*…
Religion: too much trouble to even explain the reason without SOMEONE accusing me of racism.
Chuck Norris: There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live. When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris’d. When asked to go sky-diving, Chuck Norris said no thanks, because he thought one Grand Canyon was enough. I think I’ll stop there.
Any other language but English: just not gonna happen.
The latest fashion: who really needs clothes when living in a basement?
Anyone against this list can go drink Powerthirst and have 400 babies
Yours truly, the Grue Leader
amazing
i read this everyday now before i go to sleep
thank you great grue leader